Inspired by @Yorgi_

The leb tweeps are having  on going hilarious jokes on the electricity/AC situation in lebanon. You can check the #LebanonOFF #LebanonON #LebanON and #LebanOFF hashtags.

Here are some of the few ones i found funny :

@RANNNLIVE “lkahraba metel Cinderella? btet7awwal 3al 12. It’s smth special u have 2 admit #LebanonOFF”

@TrellaLB A proven mathematical formula in lebanon – [ #LebanonOFF = (SexOFF)*2 ] lol

@TrellaLB I have #LebanON but not that happy with it, since you guys are #LebanonOFF… so the feeling is shitty

@_Archangelus_  u r a national necessity, betnawwreh el balad RT @ladyb84 then why on earth should i come? 3a daw il candles?#LebanonOFF

and the most epic of all by @funyozzi

Public sub GetElectricity
Dim str as string = “LebanOFF”
Str=Replace(str,”OFF”,”ON”)
End Sub

Hope everyone is enjoying the summer , minus the heat , and god bless the freezing server rooms aka heaven on earth nowadays !

ps: Your feedback and suggestions on the new design is welcomed

Frequent, big, hassle-inducing updates are no longer the speciality of Microsoft only, now windows, adobe products, wordpress, firefox,iTunes, <you-name-it> … they all release updates at a non-human pace ! With only 3-4 GB as a monthly download quota, the Lebanese internet bills are inflating !

Another thing is the plugin system – with each “critical” security update that you have to apply, your plugins are most likely to break – then you have to update each plugin – oh joy ! – geeks must really re-think all this procedure !

I hate Adobe updates the most, even if i ignore it, after some time it auto-downloads without my permission – i swear ! – it nags too frequently – and their updates are the hugest ! how many megs should i download to have adobe reader secure, seriously ?

Let me know which software update bugs you the most – rant away !

Found by Elly ( I so miss posting stuff inspired by this woman ! )

I am not into copying/pasting jokes, but I HAD to post this !

I hope the feminist friends miss this post tho

–no extra comment in this post , keeping the minimalism spirit ( ok ok i am just lazy )

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OBVIOUSLY, I was inspired to do this post after watching Iron man 2 ! Geeky heroes totally rule ! specially iron man, unlike others, he doesn’t have super-powers, he just got brain that makes gadgets and those gadgets help him make miracles and the world a better place with some side effects to my pervy fantasy world

I am not gonna spoil the movie for the ones who didn’t watch it yet *bad bad geeks* and I will not review it cuz you simply can do so by visiting cineklik website – a lebanese website where u get to browse all movies I just wanna say huge thanks to Fadi from CineKlik for offering me the 2 avant premiere tickets to the movie (nananananananannananana) , here goes a big hug for them and a big fat logo !

Btw, the plan was that i do a movie ticket giveaway for the avant-premiere , but didn’t have time to organize, next time